King Porkus of the Holy Meat Dinasty and the Church of the Blessed Pork will conquer the world and enslave mankind!

a note telling you to kill yourself :(

i piece of toast is telling someone to commit suicide

A piece of toast wants you to kill yourself.

Roast Toast

a piece of bread telling someone they smell and they should feel bad

a piece of toast flipping off a smelly man

A piece of toast gives the bird to a smelly clown with a fever

A brown paper bag is holding a sick baby-clown. The baby-clown needs to be changed, too. The paper bag is worried and sweaty.