I REALLY have to pee!

Guy is sweating profusely waiting in line to go to the bathroom.

sweating like a maniac waiting for the bathroom

Man furiously masturbating in mens restroom

A rather common sad face, can be done using a colon and a D, D:

gay niggers

a winter night

a night sky

a knight

super cool rocket transformer is very happy

my box is a rocket

A metaphysical vojage into the truly, human darkness expressed by a Platonic solid in outer space. Also a gas burst and shit

A shit-splotion of catastrophe.

"MY SEX IS ON FIRE!"

OHHHHHH YOUR SEX IS ON FIREEEE.

Penis on fire

Burning forest