That manatee is slightly better looking than my girlfriend
Adventure Time's Marceline can't control her shapeshifting power, making her breasts grow nearly the size of two giant beachballs
A ruler made of ketchup and mustard.
Ketchup asks mustard if it wants to make a ruler with it but the mustard says no.
Kool-Aid man is reincarnated as a tea kettle
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!