Captain Kirk hitting on a green lady.
A redditor asking Susan Boyle for sex.
weird toystory fan with very few teeth wants to have sex with noah (from the ark), who is singing and has a monobrow
Noah's wife is increasingly suspicious why, on their long voyage, he doesn't seem to need *her* for sex. She demands he make love to her.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!