I have to pee very badly, but I'm too lazy to get up!
I have to pee but I don't want to leave the internet...
Internet addict would rather pee in bed than leave the internet.
Oh no, I bought a MAC instead of a PC!!
A man is upset to have received a Macintosh Laptop.
Onceler being a spoiled douche
The cast of jersey shore stars in a new show called cooking for douches.
a hooker cooks a child for a party of douches
Box full of spiders
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!