Jerry Seinfeld stroking a juicy pussy, preferably an orange tabby.

Jerry Seinfeld with a cat

jerry seinfeld with a fluffy kitty

steve jobs staring creepily at a grey happy cat

Jobs casting kittens.

Lucas is watching a movie of a blue cat

a retarded smurf that cant pronounce h's

"G," cried the Smurf.

a smurf afraid of a red G

No! No! Not the G-String!

A dragon bodybuilder working in the gym drinks an energy drink laced with youth serum shrinking him back to an awkward scrawny teen dragon.

Tiny dragon and a giant. (And now I'm outta here before this site takes my soul too!)

A foot trying to crush the word HURR while a gnome tries to save it.

Stomping on hurr in front of a gnome.

cute fluffy unicorn being sarcastic about someone being a badass while something falls from the sky

A pony says way too much shit. I'm not even gonna try to read it all. Save the writing for when it's actually your turn to write, Hemingway.

Hemingway, obviously.

Homeland of IKEA

Build it yourself furniture

A melting bed

Bed covered in cum

i-i don't even know what that is. :I