Pinkie Pie has a giant pony dick that drags along the ground as she walks around PonyVille. Rainbow Dash, the gayest pony, looks on in envy.
Pinkie is saddened at finding out Rainbow Dash isn't lesbian
Can't draw ponies.
A pony (the pink one, pinky pie or something) says Hurr! Bronies 4 life
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!