american dog pisses on japanese eiffel tower

the eiffel tower hangs its amaterasu dress out to dry while receiving gold nuggets from a dog with a usa flag tattoo.

The french love dresses, obama the mutt shits on america

a green dragon breathing fire, this is wrong as the Draconomicon clearly states that green dragons spit acid.

a green dragon breathing fire but it has kawaii eyes

crying fire breathing old green dragon. his eyes are very aesthetically pleasing