A man with a gray beard walks into a bar and orders his usual martini.
Jesus at the bar
jesus christ the mexican laborman
SHUT UP AND DO IT JESUS!
Shut up and do it Jesus _ God
A guy is being struck with multiple lightning bolts at once from a disfigured cloud.
Shartin ain't easy
"It aint easy ol sport" says buffed out Nigel Thornberry while smoking a stogie and orange snot coming outta his nose.
"It ain't easy 'ol sport" -- "who said that?!"
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!