there once was a fly who swallowed an old lady
grandmother fell into monster's trap
Plankton plans to rape an old lady
oh no!! hes gonna rape granny!!
girl stuck under a wall
Someone with blonde hair (presumably Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist) is being run over by a horribly drawn train, while calling for help
cheese grating mustard and ketchup
English mustard, ketchup, mayo, all randomly squirted on a canvas.
a really lazy (untalented?) person
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!