Evil red man cuts the rope and all the innocent people fall into the great river.

Grabbing the cliff face, he watched his friends plummet to their watery deaths. He vowed revenge on the man who cut the rope bridge.

Indiana Jones feasting on bananas after he brutally murdered a banana tree.

Indiana Jones arrived at the pedestal to find that a green jelly-fish creature had attempted to take the treasure to no avail.

interrogating a communist alien

"Well Adam Smith is going to end it," quipped the government agent as he threw a hardcover copy of Wealth of Nations at the communist alien.

WAPOW WHUMP ADAM SMITH F'N ENDS IT ALL WITH A BOOK UP THE NECK! Gangsta!

After ejecting from their airplane, the co-pilot punches his pilot mid-air with a boxing glove since the pilot forgot to pack parachutes.

A lad with a black eye manages to fly past the sea filled with sharks thanks to a large crow. He lands on an island with dog people.