Thorin Oakenshield

Wow, rude!

Because he sucked cock

A man swallowed a chicken whole as a part of a bet. However, the mighty fowl thrashed forth, and broke free from his oral prison.

something the previous artist could not draw

interested eyes spotting something they like

i looked really hard and found a shell on my eye

Woman crying tears of joy at the sight of a pink booger.

chick offers her chewed gum out of desperation