Green lantern
Mario logic doesn't apply to the real world
Mario stands in his kitchen, staring at a flaming goomba whilst a police officer arrests it.
an elderly mario trying to burn a goompa to make it a soup
elderly mario murdering a goomba with a fire flower
cool hip Mario telling mushroom to shove a fireball up his ass.
Mushroom Butts
My tomato has dandruff!
This strawberry smugly grows blue hairs out of its eyes, as a warning to all the other fruit. Don't fuck with this strawberry.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!