Old man slipping it in the moist area
old man foolishly slipping over on a beautiful glistening puddle
Old man is falling in a pool while someone says " you old fool!"
Gandalf the gray decides that instead of helping Frodo he'll just sit there taking LSD instead. How trippy.
Link is unable to get the wooden sword because the old man is high on LSD.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!