Mitt Romney

Romney (who is in the shape of a coat) asks for your vote

Pedro for President

Some anime character with red eyes and white hair named B.M has a salad on his/her head. Eats it with a fork and says "me?"

salad girl here to save todays health!*

ugly vegan, going to save the day

Super man is dead

Superman dies in the most embarrassing way possible-sucking on a kryptonite house.

Superman, killed by a house made of kryptonite