The Batman drinking a latte whilst Jesus and Simon Cowell have a lightsaber/gravity hammer fight in the background.

batman drinking a coffe and behind him a epic battle of jedis is taken

Batman doesn't care of awesome light saber fight. He want to drink hot chocolate instead.

Batman does not give a fuck about light saber fights. He enjoy warm beverages, though.

My pet demon doesn't care about my life.

A guy with a pet devil.