"Stop giving me new chains" he screamed as the Doodle or Die bot gave him yet another chain.

He is given a gold chain for Christmas again

Isaac thanked the princess for his new bling-bling gold chains, and then proceeded to give her, HIS gift...

The new comb is great! but one day... its gone!

"Jimmy," the computer said to me. Its voice was calm, but insistent. "Jimmy, get out of there." So I got out and faced it, one last time.

I knew with but one more slash, my arm would fall off...if only I could aim it so the blood would clog the robots fuel receptors....

With the robot slain, Harvey poses victorious, only to pass out seconds later. Turns out he wasn't a blood mage at all.

after giving her opponent the kiss of bloody death, the teenage girl proceeded to return to school to sit her SATs

He remains mutilated in the ground with a knife on his chest, and still, he stares at the brunette butt.