The captain of the spaceship can't find his shoes.
A cowboy asks a spaceship, What R Shoes?
A Mountie is examining a purple alien.
Egg Faced Game Warden Wearing A Red Shirt Finds A Green, One-Eyed, Dead Person With Short Legs Lying On The Ground.
some guy looking at a dead person on the ground
bloody hell!
Alligator mouth trying to eat sticks?
Alligator loses his eyes after eating sticks.
Crocodile gone blind from eating too many sticks
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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