Alas - Alduin the World Eater has arrived! Show him your courage!

Angry genie shouts at earth

A genie Is curing at the earth

Magical genie maliciously scalps the world while at magnificent size.

I lived on the earth but then it took an arrow to the knee

Undescribable. Derp.

a ninja described as the letter E hiding in a sentence

ninjaaa

a clam pondering on the meaning of life then having it's skull split open by another man's blood in an act of shoplifting

pacman is a ballbusting son of a bitch

pacman eats brains

Pacman eating brains/