Demon Greataxe turns out to be not so great.

Chosen is upset at the lack of damage his weapon does

someone refusing to git gud.

Dex scrub thinking he has skills

It's Dex:99

99 Dex in PvP, questionable effectiveness.

99 Dex master race

Chosen undead demonstrates the fruits of his years of gymnastics classes to Havel the Rock. Havel cries tears of jealousy and despair.

Worst summon dies a cheap death