A fat blonde englishman sits at a computer and wonders why more people are not buying him presents.
An Englishman is wandering were his presents are while eating crumpets and drinking tea.
A buy with a mustache eating cookies with milk in a room with christmas presents and a fireplace
a spy stealing Santa's cookies and milk on Christmas Eve. What a jerk
santa sees a bandit
Santa did not deliver the goods. Santa must be shamed.
Rape time
purple face using a purple phone
person on thhe tellephone
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!