someone gets rekt
A guy is mildy annoyed by the fact that he has just been cut in half.
half of a person
I'm half the man I used to be.
Godamnit, those sharp objects.
The stickman was shot.
Over reaction to being shot by a water pistol
MORTAL KOMBAT KIDS
babies crying because they dont have boobies to drink from
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!