This isn't a towel John, it is a shamwow.
John's friend just got a SHAM WOW! He's going to be saying wow every time.
sham wow mother fucker how u like me now
Butter.
Paula Deen riding her way to atherosclerosis
A super girl riding a bike of amazing
wonder woman eats a segway like a snake
WOMAN EATING A UNICYCLE
pac man eating a bra
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!