Talking Cat that has one male master with blue hair and one female master with pink hair. but they both hate him.
Woman telling a guy she wants to fuck him
Someone who is terrible at flirting with women.
Man describing his non existent dick
Verily, my coat hath detached itself and the act of requesting fellatio from a woman of the street is irony on its own merits!
A chunky purple question mark surrounded by four large purple spots.
"WHAT IS THE ANSWER," they yelled at Deep Thought, who replied, "IT IS UNFINISHED. MY PAINT IS UNFINISHED," then proceed to demolish Earth.
a pizza with a slice taken out of it explodes, firing shards of cheese everywhere
A nuclear pizza.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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