Green vomit on the floor that was once a monster named potato

i used to be a monster like you. then i took a arrow to the knee xD

An arrow penetrating the neck of a dragon

Arrow in the knee.

A spoon with fox preaching to geese.THere is also a turtle with a shell reflecting the sky andthe sun and the moon andtheclouds andthe stars

Edgar Allen Poe writes "The Raven".

I dont know im retarded but he obviously has one of those cool pens

a typical yellow boring pencil