And David said onto The Lord, "what wisdom do you bring forth?"

y so much shreks?

Medic has no idea.

Green turtle with salt shaker tied on its shell with a thin maroon string. The shaker emits a pink gas with red glitter that wafts upwards.

TMNT with a lemony fanfiction.net twist

Some dickwad was chewing bubblegum but it exploded and now there's gum everywhere, it's on his face, in his hair, up his nose, goddammit.

ezra got bubble gum stuck on his face

fucking loser cant even chew gum properly