Vaudeville snake

A Cobra

vicious snake

Snake hates you. It will not tolerate you eating this crap. You take notice, because you are now a snake and your head is covered in scales.

Well hydrated zombie being bullied by cool snake

Zombie says i drink water and snake says water is for losers

a zombie says "i drink water" and a serpent responds with "water is for losers"

Dying loser drinks water, snake reports

snake says this guy is a loser as he drinks water