Brain exploded into rainbows

too much homo for someone

two airheads in a battle to the death *THEYRE OUT OF CONTROL*

Two baloons escaped from Ethiopia by air

Ethiopia is invaded by formless blobs from the shore

strange green monsters come out of water and attack city

"Krity," whispered three of th ninja turtles simultaneously.

the teenage mutant ninjas turtles saying krity

I can't tell if this is Solid Snake, or a Ninja Turtle. Either way, it has an Australian dialect.