Katana Sword.
Light saber (?)
Cowboy TV puts a bone in his stitches!
Err... There's a hat on a TV and a tally with a dick on it
a pda with a purple fedora is really gay for a question mark
Man with purple hat, purple eyes, and blue hair is FABULOUS!
Blue haired hipster thinks you're fabulous.
A wild hipster appears. Hipster uses Irony! It's super effective. Now you actually believe you're fabulous.
Enemy DAVE STRIDER used ATTRACT on ME! ME is attracted to DAVE STRIDER and cannot attack.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!