man jumps off bridge because everybody else did
Not teaching your kid how to count.
little kid: Dad, why won't you teach me how to count, Dad: because your mother is a cheating whore!. the dad is smashed and hasn't shaved
the toilet plunger looks at the toilet, knowing his duty. the plunger then says, "I have the worst job"
plunger
IT'S A MEE - MAARIO
my otp
fish and a fish
"Well ,I, Think that you should totally take him out for dinner like the sexy stud you are mhmmmm" "i dunno man. it might be gay."
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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