Alduin the World Eater
the earth is being devoured
Earth was calm. UNTIL IT WAS ATTACKED BY GIANT MUTANT STARS.
A meteor the size of Jupiter crashes into the earth. The earth has literally just been attacked by the planet Jupiter. Holy shit.
The earth being pushed away by another planet
mars is drunk and flirting with earth. earth is pissed because mars is his brother, but in the end they have gays sex cuz theyre in LOVE!!!!
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!