a chair falls on a guy on a bike rack
a chair pretends to be a living creature and wants to rape a man near a bike rack
Yeah, please sit on the chair that will most definitely eat you.
Someguy orders another to sit on a torture chair, the other follows the order and dies splashing blood all over the other that shouts "noo!"
man tries to train his pet french dwarf to sit and his idiot friend trying to teach the dwarf rebellion instead.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!