Pinkie Pie
guy lost his pinkie to a meatloaf
Meatloaf takes advantage of a naive young gambler.
Two men dick fencing.
diglet chillin'
An old lady had a bad dream
man wakes up in the middle of the night realizing he's (insert something terrible yet witty)
a man as a ghost sees his own dead body in bed
a dead mother sitting beside the bed of her child who is wrapped in a blue blanket and is dead. Clearly the mother died from grief.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!