This computer Ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM though...

A bald man trips out in Wal-mart. He is tormented by the endless amounts of rainbow shapes on his quest to find the Gangsta Ram.

Some dude searching for the Goat of Swag in the Land of Rainbows and Commerce

Before he could be granted entrance into the Goat of Swag's temple, he had to answer the guardian's riddle.

The youth had ascended the Pyramid of Goof Off Swag and leapt over the dolphin-infested river to accept the hoodie-wearing minotaur's key.

After escaping the Sweg pyramid by crossing the river, the boy then purchased the key from Satan. Satan is sporting a nifty blue hoodie.

Satan in a blue hoodie sells a boat-shaped key by the river.

Noah's ark is floating on the ocean. In the next scene, Emma Watson is excited that the rain has finally stopped.

Noah's arc