I can swing my sword, sword!
Templar knight with both arms cut off at the elbow. One arm has a gigantic switchblade attached to it. He also had no lower body.
Homestuck
you're so hot i have a boner
Appears to be a blue guy getting a boner over bondage.
Blue man with giant schlong standing next to a red thing that looks female
Neon Jesus
Neon Jesus is like regular Jesus, except he's white and wears sunglasses and some kind of blue sash.
And the people bowed and prayed To the neon god they made.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!