Rachel Tice
Knock knock who's there
A ghost answers the door only to find it's a door to door purification salesman. There are no survivors.
A Police man asking a innocent lady if she would liked to be stoned to death.
death by stoning or ticket?
a guy doesn't know if he'd rather have a razor jammed in his forehead or be stoned to death
someone considers throwing a lot of rocks at someone else.
Batter is throwing rocks at Judge!
Judge Dredd gets the book thrown at him. Or in this case, a large rock.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!