I AM A BEAN!!!
you are nuts
He is a peanut.
Peanut woman
a peanut wearing a dress
a bell stuck to a log
gotta put a bell on your tree stump so you don't lose it
A pet stump? His owner leaves him behind with a bell around his neck.
A stump with an amulet.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!