A French horn

Some stickman sucking the snail out of it's shell while whistling.

Guy with large head wearing some sort of hat, singing, while sucking in a snail with his mouth

Fat head, little hat, snail licking stick figure. Yeah, not even joking.

Classy snail licks tiny man. Sounds like setting to bad fetish comic

Giant snail with top hat and cane eating a human

Well dressed brown snake observes pink pods.

a bathing worm.

shit in bath

melted chocolate in a tub

Cute B/W blob is cute

Oh my god you've melted my dalmation to a puddle!

A chap having sexual intercourse with excrement

That stupid bill that never got passed *thank goodness!*

award for the best bill in the world

Gill championship trophy

gill comes in 1st, maybe in ladies tennis?

She's #1 in Tennis!