punching a child

Throwin' a baby.

After the baby fell out of the tire, the Slender Man was never asked to mind the children again.

A terrible kindergarten warden gets fired because he swinged a baby into a shark's mouth.

shark eats some dude in kindergarten and gets fired

A tearfully regretful shark has eaten all but the feet of a kindergarten student. Somebody get's fired for this conundrum.

Cartman's sister

Cartman grows up to be a transvestite.

Happy snail is happy.

A happy snail.

Snail minding his own bidness