>implying I have any idea what to type

a philosophical stick figure questioning... something

Man shits himself whilst being decapitated by mysterious white fog.

Have you ever been so mad you have ripped off your own head while inserting a carrot into your rectum?

zero punctuation scared of /v/ incarnated as an anger-powered satan

/v/ rescues a man who had a shelf of PS3 games fall on him

Needs more shark tits

ditto the pokemon