A ouija board complete with planchette.

Don't you have any real games?

Some cartoon character I can't think of right now with hamster teeth admonishes the reader haughtily

Lego man in a green shirt with buck teeth and pig ears

poriege goblan

ISIS terrorist is proud of his Pot Pie so much that he has given up the terrorist life and now bakes full time

Ninja at bake shop

A red ninja stealing an egg from a headphone store

school shooter stand at gun store