Man suddenly realizes the futility of existence while eating a banana.

The insomniac takes a bite out of a phone. "Wait..." I thought this was a banana..."

He spent the rest of the night in the ICU. The stomach pump was brutal, but they got the phone out in time.

The man finally got the phone out of him, but was still haunted day in and day out by the horrible thought that it was in his stomach.

Butthurt

The man tried to run from his mother and tell his dad, only to find that his dad had even more violent intent

The child's father takes aim and pulls the trigger. Mom will never hurt his little boy ever again.

Riku fired several more rounds into Kairi's tits as Sora sat in the corner,crying like a bitch. Riku then turns to Sora and drops his pants.

After assassinating Kairi, Riku then goes on to rape sora, all of the disney chracters get traumatized in the process!