bigfoot summit '12

The word NOPE on a cliff or something

Colgate is the best toothpaste

Colgate is number one in the toothpaste olympics.

Colgate

a gate talking on the phone

HE'S IN SPACE, GATHERING POWER!

Roadkill

a rat is killed by a truck, and its soul is shown ascending to heaven.

Anime girl suffering from hypothermia and struggling with grammar

drinking someone's piss

cuuuuubbbeeesssss

MC Escher with Down's syndrome draws a box within a box within a box within a box within a box.

ninja appears, gong sounds

ninja escaped

swimming away from sinking ship

man pisses on drowning victims of the "Torianic" while on it while it is sinking

The magnificent ship goes down, and not caring one bit, the captain said "Screw you guys!" in his own way

man explodes inside UFO

I'm not saying it was aliens...

A man pitches a sequel to ridley scott

What. Am. I. Looking. At. Here.