A smiling chair
Chair is a little too happy to have you sit on it.
a man is about to sit down on a chair when he realizes that there's a nose on the chair.
A chair has an erection. George Takei is about to sit on it.
A man attempting to sit down on a wooden chair, but simultaneously breaks his own back, whilst being penetrated by the chair
Someone sitting on the top of a chair with red stuff on it and either screaming in pain or due to the light blue thing in the sky
Dafuq?
a man very scared by poop
scared the shit outta me
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!