a chicken wanting to fuck
A red chicken wishes she had swimwear because HOLY SHIT it's hot out and a pool sounds real good to this particular hen
derpald duck
Donald Duck?
Donald talking bout his ass getting stuck on shit!
a boy puking over a smelly turd
Strawberry(too well drawn for you to merely attempt to recreate such exquisite painting)
A strawberry
Its sonic the hedgehog
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!