Balls are itchy.

Sometimes they are. Sometimes they are, indeed.

everything is invisible except his eyes, monocle, and stylish mustache

Someone's not a fan of homestuck

A character from Homestuck crying.

a fallen angel crying

asian bucktoothed smiley face

Asian man with big teeth

Racist drawing of someone that I'm sure is a very nice man.

Oh, you know, just some pimp guy or something.

one of the many reasons the ghetto exist

The guy doesn't know, a great tragedy...

Great tragedy?

pizza is dead

dead pizza

Orange, cut in half. Definitely dead.

Two orange slices, whose depiction the artist clearly labored over. His love for them is palpable.

Two Crepes

Mishapen couple describe eachother.

A dick -.-

the man in a yellow suite

A man recites the entire "White Room" song by Cream. It comes true. He recites it again replacing "white" with yellow - lackluster results.

You are looking at some gay porn. Your mom catches you. She starts fingering your dad. Draw how you feel.

thumbs up

A detached thumb heading northwards in order to show positivity

a hand missing it's thumb. a man is running away from it, screaming: i must uncover them!" there's a compass. red bones is hidden by a stone

Man fleeing to the east from half-invisible thumb eating monster, just about to trip on a black, rock-like dog

Johnny was amazed at the size of pepper grinder the waiters were carrying to the table. He wanted pepper and E.