Somebody help me!

Simply Orange Soda

A blue, frustrated guy trying to explain what a bottle of chocolate milk is to his idiot friend.

Blue man is annoyed that he can't buy anymore chocolate milk because of George W Bush.

I forbid you to drink water John

Timothy is treacherous and has poisoned a glass of water in hopes John will drink it and die. John is skeptical but also very naive.

A dwarf who's creating a chain but he managed to break the chain instead.

A kid throwning hoola-hoola rings and somehow chaining them in a vertical line, which below has a big basket filled with orange balls.

Two stick figures getting ready to fight with discolored fruit impaled on a stick, while a fresh bowl of oranges lie nearby