shitracket
A tennis bat made of shit
We gotta buy a better net, this one only catches shit.
Fishermen deal with faulty net.
Needle in a haystack.
a fork and some pee pee
A fork watches a gloved hand spray lemonade all over the damn place!
A sign in the silverware drawer urges you to do your part and spray the evil forks with WD40
Flatware
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!