Odo tries to shapeshift into an eagle to chase criminals, but he can't because he's a human.

ninja eludes man chasing him by springing sudden bridge explosion

A ninja blows up a very small bridge. A man shakes his fist, angered.

the ninja stopped you from crossing the bridge with fire

this one star fish has had enough. you wont believe what it did next.

A newspaper

Sports news commenting on the current state of the human condition

ESBN is spouting stupid memes about masked men of large stature.

Sports commentators forced to read twitter shoutouts while people make names that are supposed to make them say stuff they don't want to say