A fruit or vegetable that's also a superhero stops some fast food from raping a hot girl

Captain Healthy Eating stops his accountant getting raped by the Fast Food Baddy

History Channel's feature program, "Salamanders"

Some delinquent thought it was funny to draw a salamander on some brown skinned fellow's posterior and uploaded it to the discovery channel

WHAT???

"what?" in blue bubble letters except the question mark is very small and theres a red ball near it

If you look closely at the sky, you can see that the clouds spell out "What?". Not really what you expected, huh?

The clouds parted and one word was spread across the sky: "WHAT?"

The What Cloud